Whew. That title is not messing around.
Before you read any further, blow most of the air out of your chest, and then breathe deeeeeeep back into the bottom of your stomach, and let the air fill to the top of your lungs. Do this 3 times.
Good, now you’re with me.
Now smile and lift your head so that your posture is excellent, like a yoga instructor.
[Cue Eric Cartman’s Voice] Sweet…
Now smile a big, warm smile. Don’t let any negative thoughts into your head. The world is a wonderful place to be…
Got it? Good…
Now think of a girl out there in the world, wherever she may be, that you really, really love… like the kind of girl who you can just totally connect with and have deep, meaningful conversations with… A girl you might not even be sexual with, just one that you feel totally completely comfortable around. Think about that girl and feel love…
Good job.
The next time you approach a really sexy girl, talk to her like you’d talk to that girl that you love so much. Play around with her like you know her, like you’ve been best friends for years. Screw with her, joke around like you’re gay, whatever you want. Have a blast. Just get really really comfortable in your conversation.
If you really commit yourself to this, the girl will totally be into you. That’s all it takes.
Northstar
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